The Hound has fallen in love. Not one to play it cool, his pulling technique is quite the sight to behold. A dramatic display of his physical prowess, (twirling, tail wagging and general leaping around) is followed by beguiling her with tales of his latest "Houndini" attempts. She remains unimpressed, but I suspect she is just playing hard to get.
N.B. Colman's mustard is delicious on toast - a cheap and tasty treat first discovered at university, an interesting way to spice up the 7p loaves from Safeways on High Street Ken.