A very nice lady has just brought me in a few copies of a local glossy magazine that goes out to homes in the area. It would appear that we are featured in it, having been in the book and all. They have chosen to use the picture of me bending down, giving everyone a good look at my bosom. In the book this is a small photo, however they seem to have blown it up for the magazine. On the opposite page is a feature on another florist in a neighbouring town, who looks very sweet - I look like a strumpet.