Experimenting with flowers for Valentines Day, The Hound and I have decided that Valentines flowers are too prim and proper. Who wants a neat dome of red roses? What does that say about the man giving them to you? They are Sheldon flowers, remember that film?
"A Sheldon can do your income taxes, if you need a root canal, Sheldon's your man... but humpin' and pumpin' is not Sheldon's strong suit. It's the name. 'Do it to me Sheldon, you're an animal Sheldon, ride me big Shel-don.' Doesn't work"
Instead we want flowers with wild abandon, trails of ivy, and heady with the scent of rosemary and myrtle, flowers that say, let's have a "lie down" in the middle of the afternoon, and give you pink cheeks for the rest of the day.
Ladies spread the word, drop hints, email him this link, otherwise you too may end up with a dozen red, they may even have faux diamantes in the centre - quelle horreur!