I carried a watermelon

Once upon a time, Mr Ferrari, Mr Naylor, Miss Watts and I travelled to a glamorous party, set on a hill with a dense carpet of primroses.

We were responsible for bringing the cake, if you have never travelled with a cake piled high of glitter roses I can heartily recommend it for amusement value alone.

The party was hosted in a tent filled with roses, zebra print chairs and scented candles.

We all drank Champagne, feasted on crab cakes and ate a lot of cake.

On the way home we sang 80's songs and decided nobody should put Mimi in a box