Is there anything more twee than a rusty milk churn and dusty hydrangea?

Well perhaps a rusty old pint measure, filled with odds and ends

that have a very similar colourway to this necklace, which I have lost.

This Quattro keeps parking outside the shop, you can't tell from the photograph, but it is iridescent pearl.

Also I have sent one text message this morning, but it was just to reply to one, so I think that is ok?