It is a grey rainy day today, I spent far too long blow drying my hair, only for it to curl the minute I stepped out of the house. The Hound is not amused by my attempts to jolly him, and has refused to have his picture taken. The bruises on my derriere ( a slight mishap last evening) are a lovely shade of purple, and I have left my lunch in the fridge at home.
But all is not lost, we have a whole host of teapots and cups to fill with roses for a wedding at Burghley.
Twiddy has had his Navarra nicked. Have you seen it? Were you offered one in the pub last night? Has the man tarmacing your driveway turned up in a new truck this morning? Contact the police on 0116 2222222.