I would use these ribbons. Tie them to my bouquet, wear them in my hair, and make a collar out of them for The Hound.
Obviously I am not getting married today, because it is actually quite late now, and I think in this country you need to be married by 5pm.
Also did I tell you how 2 men in the pub tried to buy The Hound? You could tell they were strange folk...they ordered bottled beer.
Tomorrow flowers for somebody who is getting married.