Scene set in a bedroom 2.20a.m.
A blond sleeps on sheets of Egyptian cotton, then the darkness is disturbed by the faint light of an i-phone screen, and a tap on the shoulder.
The Hound: According to my Twitter feed, Jennifer Garner has been chosen to play Miss Marple.It is a disaster.
Miss P. Pardon? Do you know what time it is?
The Hound: Yes it is 2.20am, it says so on my i-phone.
Miss P. Why is this important now?
The Hound: She is an American, It is like Renee Zwellger in Bridget Jones, and Keira Knightley in Pride and Prejudice all over again.
Miss P. I thought Renee was perfect as Bridget Jones, and Keira Knightley is British.
The Hound: But it's Miss Marple!
Miss P. I am inclined to agree with you on this point. Joan Hickson forever.