Actually it's tres, but Buena Vista social club didn't write that song.
They are mini gardenias, an idea for teachers' presents.
Teachers' presents are a thing in this country now too.
The old terracotta gives extra lifestyle points.
Gardenias are sometimes used in weddings, probably better to wire them, otherwise the bride will look like she walked down the aisle clutching a pot plant.
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and i have found somewhere to buy a parrot, I like the look of the Macaw in large. something traditionally piratey.
shiver your timbers