Do not click on this link if you are a man. you won't like it.
This was a message on a card today.
Meanwhile back in the shop, Christmas is here, vintage dachshunds have collars of holly berries, bunches of greenery for all the Kirstie Allsop devotees, cards, table centres and pails of cyclamen for visiting Aunt Mabel.
and gold eucalyptus.
and conversations have been can we still recite all the words to Dirty Dancing?, and Pretty Woman? Weight loss, shoes, and could Miss Dior be a new signature perfume?
My morning has been worryingly vacuous.