When a bride first makes contact it is normally by email, they enquire about the availability of the date, and a brief of the types of flowers they are looking for.
Yesterday i received this brief
"Something gardeny and wild. Something that looks like you would lie in it playing scrabble and having outdoor sex. I like those kind of flowers."
Who doesn't?
Personally I favour backgammon, or Connect 4.
Photographs of recent weddings, that cake smelt so delicious, chcocolate and jasmine trails makes for a seductive combination.
8 comments:
So thistles it is then?
I have a delightful friend that calls 'scrabble'... having sex in her house!!
Ooo... the fun they have!! :oD
Something florally considerate on the knees. Should Mr Beard ever propose I will have similarly specific instructions, we favour carrom.
this has literally made my day. x
i do love people who can multi-task...
Would you like to swop jobs just for a day? You get top notch emails.
Depends whose garden you are in, I mean it could be dandelions and bindweed? Racy bride, sounds like she will be a dream or a nightmare and nothing in between! xxx
Golly. Gasp.
Made me blush.
I watched Bridget Jones Edge of Reason yesterday.
Thanks
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