18.5.11

Brief














When a bride first makes contact it is normally by email, they enquire about the availability of the date, and a brief of the types of flowers they are looking for.

Yesterday i received this brief

"Something gardeny and wild. Something that looks like you would lie in it playing scrabble and having outdoor sex. I like those kind of flowers."

Who doesn't?

Personally I favour backgammon, or Connect 4.

Photographs of recent weddings, that cake smelt so delicious, chcocolate and jasmine trails makes for a seductive combination.

8 comments:

joebloggs said...

So thistles it is then?

Primchick said...

I have a delightful friend that calls 'scrabble'... having sex in her house!!
Ooo... the fun they have!! :oD

Anonymous said...

Something florally considerate on the knees. Should Mr Beard ever propose I will have similarly specific instructions, we favour carrom.

George's Mum said...

this has literally made my day. x

Kay said...

i do love people who can multi-task...

Anna Wilson-Patterson said...

Would you like to swop jobs just for a day? You get top notch emails.

Mrs T-J said...

Depends whose garden you are in, I mean it could be dandelions and bindweed? Racy bride, sounds like she will be a dream or a nightmare and nothing in between! xxx

Becca said...

Golly. Gasp.

Made me blush.

I watched Bridget Jones Edge of Reason yesterday.

Thanks