Floristry 20% flowers 80% relationship counsellor
This morning a lady came in clutching a message card from one of our bouquets.
What does this message mean she asked?
Does he want to be friends or more? Because it could mean either, and he hasn’t called since we had dinner, and the message is ambiguous, and i like him but not if he doesn’t like me, and i don’t want to say that i like him, and i am probably not his type. How did he sound on the phone?, like he wanted to ravish me or does he just see me as a somebody to hang out with? I thought i was really obvious that i was into him, maybe i was too obvious maybe that out him off? Or what if he is just really gentlemanly and is playing it slow? Or what if is just not that into me?
And so a plea, to all men, please if you like a girl in a way that one day you might like to lie down with her in the same bed, and that day doesn’t have to be soon, but that that is what you are thinking, please, please for the love of god, hit her over the head with something and drag her back to your cave.
I am a florist not a relate counsellor, i don’t have the answers.
Then later a man came in, and spent a lot of time staring at my breasts (high necked top).
“Seriously” said I, “they are not even on show”
“Sorry” said he
“ You have a coffee stain on your top, and i was just wondering whether to tell you or not”
There is a moral in this tale somewhere, i am just not sure where, or what it is, do you? Do you have advice for the lady? She knows we are having this discussion and is standing by her PC, highly illegally in a fancy corporate office. Share the tales of how you just need to find the exception, because deep down, that is what she wants to hear.
All i know is that i am a klutz when it comes to drinking coffee.
and that it seems yesterday's post is forever lost in the abyss. Maybe it is a sign?
Posted by Miss Pickering at 5:49 PM