Minimum standards

This morning I delivered a bouquet of flowers and was greeted by a man in his underpants. Not quite the cheap thrill you might imagine. Unless you are an Adonis, kindly wear proper attire when answering the door to a lady.
I am having problems with the email this morning, so if you are waiting on one from me - patience please.

They were white Y fronts - who knew they even made these anymore? Or have I just led a very sheltered life?

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