10.3.10

Guest blogger.....Mr Naylor - As seen on TV

Have you met Mother Nature? She's a rum old bird. I couldn't find a photo of her so here's one of Mama Cass .

Mother Nature, or "MoNat" as we affectionately call her, is a partner in our flower growing business. A sleeping partner, as it happens. She's out like a light. Comatose. And snoring like a pig. I think that she had a heavy Autumn or something.

Until she decides it is time to activate Spring, we will be unable to to fill the nation's vases with daffodils.

I was on BBC Breakfast this morning talking about the problems that are being presented to all flower growers by this abnormally long winter. I decided I should amplify this point by wearing an abnormally large fleece and having an abnormally bald head. I looked like a right old Fen goblin.

There is nothing like a TV camera for mangling one's self-esteem. My mannerisms were suprisingly fey. Do I ordinarily wave my arms around in such a flamboyant manner? I'm supposed to be a stout-hearted son of the soil.

My telephone has been red hot with "compliments" about my performance.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Can you post a link to the breakfast programme, Mr Naylor?

Lola

Miss Pickering said...

He made the one o clock news as well, turn on BBC 1. Itv have now approached him. The film version will be out on DVD in time for Christmas.

Miss Pickering said...

He made the one o clock news as well, turn on BBC 1. Itv have now approached him. The film version will be out on DVD in time for Christmas.

Anonymous said...

I have just watched it on i player.
I'm off to see Alice in Wonderland tonight
Lola
x

Tracy x said...

sadly i missed the fleece waving its arms... i must find it
good job young man
t x