Miss P. "I could listen to John Mayer all day long for ever and ever"
Him "I had noticed"
Miss P. "I think i might learn how to play the guitar"
Him "It's easier to date a guy in a band"
Miss P. "The gooseberries are just for show, they aren't ripe"
Him "You might have informed me earlier"
Miss P. "Am I a Barbara or a Margot?"
Him. "A Barbara - always"