According to several emails, I am the sole beneficiary of $6 million legacy. Apparently all I have to do is contact a Mr Wong in the Netherlands with all my personal and bank account details. Just think of all those shoes.
Other good news is that The Book arrived this morning! Even without the inclusion of The Hound, it makes for a jolly good read. Priced at £25 it should grace every coffee table, would be a welcome gift for birthdays, weddings, and bat mitvahs, or you could place it on your head and practice your deportment.
If you can't make it into the shop, we will happily post you a copy. U.K. P+P is £5. For the rest of the world, telephone us and we will pop to see Mr Sumner at the post office who will find the best and most cost effective way to get it to you.