Miss Pickering Vs Ford Focus

Dear Elderly lady driving a Ford Focus on Saturday morning,

Whilst I may at the time, have said very politely " please don't worry, I am fine despite the fact that you have just shot out of a parking space and collided with my left leg" I now have a large bruise which looks suspiciously like a Ford badge developing on my thigh,and am looking for some kind of compensation.

Yours sincerely

Miss Pickering

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