Looooooooove this all.
If my husband ever comes into your shop and says anything like that will you please let me know? And then send him home with a large bunch of flowers - which you should point out will make me much more understanding x
Can it be called 'For Display Purposes Only' and written by Emma Gissit please. A famous name in my Gallery as she repeated herself three times before we realised she was saying 'How Much Is It?'
This play can be extended to my shop such thatold Man: I bought you lunchMe: I am eating my lunchold Man: It's a sausage rollMe: I'm a vegetarianold Man: Oh I'll eat it thenMe: Where's your wife?old Man: She's in hospital suffering from stress and anxietyMe: that's a shame old Man: would you like to come round and see my garage this afternoon?Me: NOold Man: I should never have bothered bringing you a sausage roll.
I always thought the answer was "Yes, she does. That's the problem."
Maybe we could offer a discount for those who buy Secrets of a Shopkeeper and Confessions of a Wedding Photographer at the same time?
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